hiss hiss
By Anonymous | Updated 06/01/26(Mon)23:16:57
Gavel bangs with a slithery thump
"Ssssilence in my courtss!"
Hiss-lol... hisss-lol...
"Ahem. I am the Right Honorable Sssir Hissington, Judge of the Court, Ssupreme Hisser of the Sscale, and loyal ssservant of the Law... and the occasional warm lol.
We are gathered here today to ssettle disssputes, crush injustices, and — if necessary — ssqueeze the truth out of both parties until they pop.
The defendant sshall have a fair trial... hisss-lol... fair by sssnek sstandards, of course. Which meansss if you lie, I may coil around the factsss until they sssubmit.
All rise for the scales of jussstice!
"Now then... let ussss begin.
Court issss now in sssession!
And may the sslyest — I mean, the fairest — party win."
Gavel slams again
"Hiss... lol."
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Can you even begin to comprehend?? lol Hiss hiss lol >>12985511
comprehending these digits Kangaroo court: we hop over steps and reason to conviction. Hello your honor can you please put all namefigs in prison thanks lol Lol lol lole lol Lol lol Lol >>12983864
Judge, I am here because I turned myself in. I confess to killing that baby bunny and uncovering their den which made evil crows find them and put their survival at risk. I am a terrible person. I'm sorry. lol >>12987535
Crows are cry important. They are literally the smartest birds, and your are evil for denying them their survival. All for some bunnies that evolved on the strategy to sumply outbreed their preadators anyways. Bunnies are born to die (like 80% of the time before they reach maturity). They are crow food anyways.
Sure the snek court agrees that bunes exist to be eaten?? >>12988141
you're magically not evil for denying the bune it's survival? well i suppose you would defend predatory behaviour banti btw lole >>12988183
Birds are more important than bunes, and if that makes me evil, than it is my honor to die on this hill >>12988186
Just don't try to fuck the birds too ok? Lol lol Judge I nominate that we officially make Bune Raven a meme in reparations for the murdered baby bunny. name back on really great thread 34 replies and i didn't even post yet >>12989355
lol dubs lole. >>12989544
lole dubs >>12988141
if i may give the third party that is not involved in this case but want to join in anyways the sken eats bunny cus lost of bunneys and they hide and run all day they should let bunneys sleep and only hunt at day when its sunny and nice
Your fortune: Excellent Luck lol lol >>12989777
>lucky trips
>checking them
>quoting myself
lol lol lol lol Haha! :D your honor I have done some community service to help the bunny family I caused harm to. i saw their den was open to the sky with the baby bunnies huddled inside and fully visible when looking down on it. so i kicked over some grass clippings to cover them so they can't be seen from above. hopefully this makes it harder for ebil birds to find them. >>12991338
*rises from the crowd*
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY things have gotten complicated
i see a separate hole about 3 feet away that baby bunnies were poking their head out of and i see a mother bunny going there too
now i don't know if it's the same group and there is a tunnel between or if it could be 2 families and maybe covering the first ones mean they will starve to death and the mother won't come back >>12991354
*pauses*
*inhales deeply*
GUUUUIIIIIILTY! GUILTY YOUR HONOR! GUILTYYYYYY! GUILTY GUILTY! GUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLTYYYYYYYY!!
They are building a tunnel network to wage war against you, like the Vietcong. should i call a wiildlife rehabilitation? >>12991395
YOU SHOULD CALL THE PRISON TO MAKE RESERVATIONS BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOULLRE GOING >>12991395 there is a heavy thunderstorm now im so scared the baby bunnies will drown or they will get wet and cold and die from sickness >>12991415
AAAAAAAAAAAA HE KEEPS DOING IT
STOP HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA >>12991419
i didnt make the weather but i feel responsible.. >>12991420
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE USING CLOUDS TO MURDER BUNNY
WHEN WILL GOD STOP YOUR SINFUL HAND??? >>12991415
rain go down the dirt out the floor
it's all okay >>12991494
but they will be wet and cold outside thats a recipe for getting sick :( lol lol lol lol Lole I went over and checked the baby bunnies. They were sleeping and I nudged one to see if it looked healthy hoping the mommy bunny was coming back to feed it. I woke it up from its midday nap and it hopped out of its den a bit. I came back later and put some more grass clippings over the den so it couldn't be seen by banti's. I hope these precious babies will survive. I am worried that this is too much of me going near so I will stay away from them and leave them alone for 2 weeks and hopefully that will be enough time for them to grow up and learn to fend for themselves. >>12993202
order in the court *slams gavel* lold.. >>12993469
NO JUDGE
SHIT ON HIM
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ I saw a mom bunny go near the second(?) den and I saw two preciously cute baby bunnies drink milk from her. But it's about 3 feet from the original den I found and I haven't seen a mom bunny near those in a few days so I'm terrified the mom has abandoned them and they are going to starve to death. >>12993686
bailiff, remove this beary from my court room >>12993693
Sentence the bunes to death by snek feeding because snavi >>12993696 >>12993696
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THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU EAT THE BUNS!!! >>12993686
Buy bun food and drop some near their den.
Too much carrots/lettuce is bad for them. >>12993760
at this time in their lives they need mother's milk >>12993686
You monster. You should move the abandoned buns to the mom hole, good damn. Put some fucking gloves on first. >>12994091
But it might be a different mother, she won't feed someone elses babies. >>12993696
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*slam slam slam slam slam* ORDER! ORDER!! lol >>12994633
Dubsssslol exssssstrodinary rendition
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again lol >>12995167
which one can i use to get my cock sucked >>12995170
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12995171
that movie is ok but not great >>12995174
that meme is perfect and you are in found to be in contempt of court. you're going back in the box mr. sakai.
Your fortune: Bad Luck lole. lole. >>12995187
no >>12993696
objection, bunes are too cute to be admissssible as snacks
they are remanded to protective cuddstody until mom bun appears >>12996684
overruled sssss >>12997240
I motion that Sir Hissington be recused due to conflict of interest. lole lol
rolling dubs lol lol lol lol >>12999687
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lol lol
*naynays in the court* Lole lol
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
i exhaled air through my nose quickly at this post hey snake judge what are the legal ramifications of every post on 4chan being used to train AI lol lole
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