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what are you supposed to do if you are thirsty

By Anonymous | Updated 04/13/26(Mon)13:06:11

what are you supposed to do if you are thirsty

what are you supposed to do if you are thirsty

>>12900808
find a doctor because there's no water
You got to find Thick-it in the correct consistency that you don't asphyxiate on the water. >>12900808
Drink your own piss. It's basically an infinite water glitch
>>12900821
gif of Simpsons barkeeper Moe kicking Barney out of his bar only for Barney to appear right behind him
give Moe a kidney label
give Barney a bloodborne wastes and toxins label
filename WhatHappensWhenYouDrinkYourPee.gif

I wish AI could make animated gifs.
>>12900813
what if the water isn't thick enough

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12900808
unfortunately this is terminal
>>12900884
Add piss
Hello friend >>12900888
AI will solve this

>>12900890
I don't drink pee because that would be recycling and I don't recycle in my city because I wish to see it obliterated

>>12900892
oh, hello
>>12900897
I trust you remember me but for now I must take a nap
>>12900808
drink whiskey highballs

Your fortune: Outlook good
conjure a drink

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12900808
Drink water or an electrolyte drink.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12900808
eat a fruit
>>12902088
what happens if I don't eat the fruit

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
dumb f*cking waste of time fortune reply hazy

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12900808
Drink fruit juice.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
suck a couple boobees

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
drink liquid soap >>12900808
Die
>>12900811
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12902300
two same numbers!
>>12900888
trips

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12900808
buy her a drink put the mumbles on her and tap that ass like you are drilling for oil
>>12902088
dubs

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12900902
yeah yeah go take your mystical eep pilgrim

she out here in her little berry hat walking into the pastel void like she’s about to have a prophetic nap that lasts 300 years

“i trust you remember me” bro this is /s4s/ we can’t even remember what board we’re on

rest well tiny marshmallow
dream of fruit you refuse to eat
>>12902088
Third world response
>>12904500
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12904500
>>12904860
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian desu

Your fortune: Average Luck

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