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you are sixty-seven % percent retarded

By Anonymous | Updated 02/27/26(Fri)21:04:38

you are sixty-seven % percent retarded

you are sixty-seven % percent retarded

>>12814633
You can't be sixty-seven % retarded because sixty-seven are words and only numbers can be a percent. RETARD
that means im 33 % smart >>12814633
remarkable doubles jashin-chan poster-san

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I got this stupid f*cking worthless fortune SEVERAL times in a row. If I contract a terminal illness I will resolve to shoot up the 4chan mod team for allowing this frivolous pieceof misfortune to corrupt my well being with its jesterhood. I will kill whoever implemented the modus of this corrupted stupidity Damn it, so little progress to the goal..

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