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Esforesquire

By Ploop | Updated 02/27/26(Fri)13:34:02

Esforesquire

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Read all about it!

this image should have appeared in memes of the week >>12813479
*reads paper*
>>12813479
this image should have appeared in memes of the week

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amazing as always, thank you ploop

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https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12809185 >>12813492
Nothing about the hash brown shortage at Dennys? I'm starting to think we roods are going to start our own publication to cover the issues important to the greater ebil community.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12813508
Always articles about Yuji and spijeman though. Every single issue. Really makes you go "hhmmmmmmmmm"
>>12813508
i second this but i think we also need another publication for namefig drama, nyo. we had like one story about it a couple months back and i think namefig drama is a goldmine for interesting stories. i don't like how this issue completely glossed over the blackberry drama, it was probably more newsworthy than the gippo threads.

starting to become really disillusioned with esforesquire. you guys are on thin ice, nyo.
>>12813535
i think me and some others should start a new branch of esforesquire dedicated to namefig drama, nyo.

who's with me, nyo?
The newspaper should be about me.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12813535
This is coming from the queen of [s4s] herself. There's really no arguing it.
>>12813496
gonna be honest, I thought this was a pedo thread and never bothered opening it
lole
>>12813548
pedos make cookies too
>>12813555
Nice trips confirm that pedos make the best cookies!
>>12813563
would you eat his cookie?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
why mods haet creativity???

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requesting active investigation into the number of repeating numerals going unchecked because i just peeped the archive and.. >>12813538
i have to leave for work in a bit but i will try to compile some stories for the debut issue of the figger when i get home, i'm getting really sick of esforesquire and their bullshit, nyo.
>>12813479
Bocchi telling everyone that women don't like men who watch anime in Esforesquire.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12813567
>>12813573
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

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>>12813645
start one, might want to research namefig lore on 4plebs. crazy stuff there

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>>12813479
Too much namefaggotry.
Consider necking youself Ploop for encouraging their behavior.
>>12814281
one anon says there's too much namefigging

>>12813645
while the namefig says there's not enough

more publications wouldn't hurt tho, in the end if the result is oc, we all win
namefigs who actually make fun threads are good and not bad >>12814297
anyone who makes good content is good
anyone who just bitches and complains about how nothing is good enough for them can just leave
being a namefig has nothing to do with it
>>12813479
thanks for all your hard work
>>12813479
Gut job)
>>12813479
Big Dick on the Paper
Niceu read, thanku i lobe namefigs :DDD yung yung yung tahur xDDD

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LOAD Nice HellHole HellHole nice HellHole HellHole nice. >>12813479
This is nice papre!
I miss the bes... thank you as always ploop
Good papre I readdit

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