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I haven't showered in over 2 days

By Anonymous | Updated 01/11/26(Sun)20:50:41

I haven't showered in over 2 days

I haven't showered in over 2 days

>>12727569
Please shower yourself
>>12727569
since new year...
>>12727569
I haven't kept track, I think it's coming up on a week for me
i haven’t showered since last year

Your fortune: Godly Luck
A few hours ago for me :)
Go have a shower you’re starting to stinke
>>12727633
wew, i could smell these dubs from 2 threads over
>>12727569
i havent showered in over 20 minutes

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12727569
Dude, i just showered for the first time since day 7.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
that's normal i havent showered in 15 minutes

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12727773
disgusting, take a shower right now!
>>12727777
dubs confirms
>>12727777
the quads command it
>>12727777
checked digits

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Showering in a high trust society is too dangerous these days.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
u gotta do it >>12728294
I used to hate showering until I cut my hair short, now it's quick and easy
>>12727569
I'm going to lick you clean
>>12728295
long showers are fun tho
>>12727569
Damn, same. I thought I had a shower exactly two days ago, but no, Friday was when I cleaned up to visit the nephews.
I should clean myself more, but what's the point when I'm just an online student? I'm savoring these days where I don't have to do anything~
>>12728322
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12728348
LETS FUCK
>>12727569
im at 12 days now lole
>>12728588
dubs checking dubs is double the fun

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12727575
>>12727633
>>12727605
>>12727726
>>12728608
why don't you shower?
>>12729962
for what
>>12729962
It acts as a repellent and i don't have to worry wild woman appearing every time i walk through tall grass.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Back when I was on lobotomy pills (APs) I could go weeks without showering. I've been off that poison for years and have never felt better. I do wonder what my life would have been like if I didn't fall for a psyop as a teen >>12727569
Hnnnnggfrr stinky transgirl

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