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im drunk ama

By avogadoposter | Updated 01/11/26(Sun)17:45:28

im drunk ama

im drunk ama

erm, wie spaet ist es >>12727316
23:52

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12727296
do you NEED so many fucking threads you fucking whore?
>>12727320
all i NEED is some time unconsciousness from this reality timeline desu
How was your day?
Why are you drunk?
>>12727326
tbh i woke up smoked a joint, fapped my big german penis all day watched some YouTube couple of rounds of Insugrency Sandstorm, visited my parents and contemplating what kind of games and how to optimize them on my newest purchase of tech wich hopefully will arive tomorrow if im lucky
>Why are you drunk?
just for the lulz of it i like aobahole its my dearest fren
>>12727296
favorite brand?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12727340
Nestlé they are too good at greenwashing
>>12727331
Why do you smoke niggerweed?
White people don't smoke that shit
>>12727354
why not dude, do you think i really expect anything from this life
>>12727357
You are a white person
If you are to waste your life at least respect white culture
Smoking niggerweed is one of the most degenerate things you can do
Even dirty useless bums don't do that
>>12727358
man you still got hope or something?
this world is fucked either way so lets just siot back and relax
What's the best kinder egg toy you ever got >>12727331
What kind of tech purchase?
Computer hardware is expensive now because of ai slop
>>12727362
it was some orange car one that you had to build yourself, loved that thing back in the day dunno what happend to it lole
>>12727354
you have receptors in your brain and digestive system specifically designed for the cannabinoids which suggest not only is it culturally significant but biologically but you're probably too disagreeable to entertain facts
>>12727361
>this world is fucked
How is it fucked?
>>12727364
Ayaneo 3 with Ryzen AI 9 HX 370, 32GB of RAM and 2TB storage
>>12727367
Maybe niggers like you do but I don't
>>12727370
you do and if you didn't your body would be lacking in essential processes

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12727368
haha look around
>>12727372
I did
I went for a walk today and it looked fine (snowy and calm)
>>12727376
Solipsist
>>12727371
Damn you must be so addicted
Only someone like that has absolutely ruined their life would be apologic to a drug like that
You're going to tell me it cures cancer next?
>>12727376
do the people in your neighbourhood clean the sidewalk from the snow even my fucking aobaholic niggerweed NEET ass can do it,
and then i see all the people that dont do it le *sigh*
>>12727380
I don't smoke marijuana but you smoke penis
>>12727377
Yes
People lived like this for centuries
drugging yourself with news that are manufacturred to be the most depressing as possible is opium to the masses
There is no need to waste your time on that
>>12727381
There are social servants who do that even if it's snowing
I even said hello to one of them
And they fucking do a good job at it since I'm paying my goddamn taxes for that
>>12727385
Don't put me down to your level, homo.
>>12727398
I already called you gay so in top of being gay and retarded you're also a premise theif
can you fight in your private chat pls >>12727402
No @channel
>>12727402
we aren't fighting we agree on everything and love each other unconditionally

Your fortune: Average Luck
You should play ikaruga gado >>12727404
haha good one
>>12727404
We are fighting love
>>12727406
i put it on the list
>>12727404
Why don't you wash the dishes then?
>>12727410
No need to wait
You can play it rn

>>12727372
*sip*

"Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity.news,

In a chilling move, the UK government has rolled out a taxpayer-funded video game that paints every curious teenager as a potential far-right extremist. The “Pathways” game, backed by the Home Office’s Prevent counter-terrorism program, threatens young players with referrals to anti-terror experts simply for questioning unchecked mass migration or engaging with online debates about British identity.

This indoctrination tool assumes teens are one wrong click away from radicalisation, equating basic concerns over job competition or veteran housing with illegal hate groups. It’s a blatant assault on free thought, designed to stifle dissent and enforce globalist narratives in schools—exposing the state’s tightening grip on the next generation."

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/uk-government-video-game-warns-kids-they-may-be-terrorists-questioning-mass-migration

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12727372
"If we step back further, we note that historically this is not a new condition. The present situation has played itself out over the millennia. Countries come to prominence, flourish for a time, then decay for sometimes long periods before rising again, if ever. Countries, particularly democracies, tend to have a lifespan.

Typically, they follow this pattern:

From Bondage to Moral Certitude

From Moral Certitude to Great Courage

From Great Courage to Liberty

From Liberty to Abundance

From Abundance to Selfishness

From Selfishness to Complacency

From Complacency to Apathy

From Apathy to Dependency <--You are here...

From Dependency to Bondage

The empires of old, such as the Roman Empire and the Athenian Republic, followed this pattern. Rome took roughly 500 years to complete the entire transition (or longer, depending upon interpretations). Later, others, such as Spain, Holland, and the UK took their turns, each taking a bit less time to complete the pattern. The US is the present holder of the title of “Greatest Empire.” It has taken about 250 years to travel from its point of Moral Certitude to its present state of Apathy/Dependency.

The reader can perform his own appraisals of when the US passed through each of the above stages.

He may even wish to add one or two of his own mini-stages, or retitle some stages to his liking. Still, it is likely that he will agree that this pattern has been followed."

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/lifespan-country

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12727451
yea knock yourself out
>>12727459
>ha ha look around

i just did what you said to do.
maybe if people here were more willing
to talk about real shit things might change.

*sip*

but i realize that since you have all but doxxed yourself apathy and cynicism is the safest posture.

anyway thanks again for getting the tea cup on the x-mas card.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12727465
what does a mf has to do to get killed here
>>12727467
pull a julian assange.
*sip*

dox a judge. divulge a secret.
basically tell the truth about anything
and you've got a ticket to sheol.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12727483
no shit nigger
>>12727485
why you call me bad name?

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12727505
why do you associate something bad with this word
>>12727507
oh i don't know. silly me.

what you dranking today?

jaeggermoister rumplminz goldwasser?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12727517
FAXE 1L 5%
FAXE 1L 10% and there is 1/4 of the can left
>>12727520

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12727524
WHAT DO YOU WANT
WHAT DO YOU WANT TBH
send me the bullet pls
im ready im ready
just some silent bullet to the head when im asleep
it is not like im making it easy
>>12727526
the dystopian future you abhor is probably coming.
but we must still do all we can
to prevent it.
i try. i really do.
the big science is scary stuff.
turning people into remote control
flesh machines is a no go zone.
but they go anyway.
fuck em.
stay alive long enough to watch
the story break on the 6 o'clock news.

*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12727533
dubs of yea lets just stick to windows
>>12727411
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12727534
it's never been easier to switch to linux
i drank again for the first time in months and it sucked lol very looking forward to never caring ever again

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12727366
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
hi drunk, i'm dad >>12727354
>>12727358
>>12727368
>>12727397
dude what is someone like you even doing on s4s. go post on pol sig or go live your normie life or whatever
>>12729018
lol
>>12727377
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12727444
trips

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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