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my mom said if i get 300 replies she'd buy me a nintendo switch. begging u guys, literally Begging.

By Anonymous | Updated 01/10/26(Sat)07:05:59

my mom said if i get 300 replies she'd buy me a nintendo switch. begging u guys, literally Begging.

my mom said if i get 300 replies she'd buy me a nintendo switch. begging u guys, literally Begging.

does it have majoras mask?

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i'll help :^) https://youtu.be/yGZ6sdapLz0?si=S6I9O3tRW-YZTW2A

This song is more fire than my soul

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I'm so fucking high lol

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>>12724883
yes like in the 19 hundreds we did dress kids like little adults ...also in the 80's it was very much so ..let's not mourn any of it
You don't understand I'm lit like a candle lol

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lets get this anon a nintendo switch I want to say I'm afraid of God but I'm plain petrified of Him

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>>12724883
your mom is based
God scares me. And nothing scares me in general

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daily "im high thread'

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THIS IS A FAGGOT THREAD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

I REPEAT, AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

DO NOT REPLY

DO NOT ENGAGE

DO NOT SAGE

DO NOT REPORT

SIMPLY HIDE AND MOVE ON

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>>12724934
avoid this reply at all costs
>>12724930
mikugirl...
>>12724938
rapemeat...
WhErE dId YoU fInD ThE nEs FoR nInTeNdO sWiTcH i HaVe BeEn TrYiNg To FiNd ThE wIiU fOr YeArS >>12724883
OK

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>>12724883
but switch 1 or switch 2
>>12725175
switch 2: episode one

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>>12724883
OMG HAI ANONS MOOOOOM
you chose the wrong board im afriad :/
even the stickies dont have a lot of replies
>>12724883
If this thread gets 300 replies, OP's mom will give me the sloppiest toppy that her $2 whore ass has ever given and then she said I can gape her O-ring until she squirts
>>12725729
fake news
>>12724883
mods should be banning posters like this
either they're underage, or they're pretending to be underage
either is a bannable offense
>>12725743
i'm 2 years old
>>12725743
not understanding irony is bannable too
>>12725722
unchecked doubles on page 10!
contributing >>12724883
bump just in case OP is telling the truth.

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>>12725489
if this thread gets 300 replies Gaben will announce HL3 personally on esfores

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>>12724883
bump

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Skovmoj >>12724883
fuck you you fucking attention whore faggot
only a few more replies needed!! >>12724883
hope ur mom keeps her promise
Son im crine >my mom said if i get 300 replies she'd buy me a nintendo switch. begging u guys, literally Begging. i wonder if mom will get him any games or just the switch >>12724883
OK

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bumpo nintendo 64!!!! >>12727471
actually its nintendo 300
>>12727635
only 257 more nintendos to go
I like nintendo! >>12727964
why
>>12727973
tbh i just like smash bros lol
Buy a steam deck instead fig >>12728001
Have you ever played clay fighter 63 1/3
Nintendo has no good games lol >>12724887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LriUf7EHcb8


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Do you have a time frame for getting these 300 replies? >>12728006
nope..... whats so special about it?
>>12728127
It's got Earthworm Jim as a playable character
>>12728128
i havnt played any earthworm jim either.....
>>12728005
steam deck is awesome but it needs more color
i want to play kirby air riders T_T >>12728134
YET!
>>12724883
These are rookie numbers. We need to pump up these numbers.

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>>12724883
beg harder
>>12728008
what about that one game
>>12728963
>one game
I DONT KNOW WHY

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>>12724883
You need more replies.

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>>12729446
just a few more, we'll get there!

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>>12729125
it doesnt even matter how hard i try....

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epic get that switch anon a switch for Anon? >>12724883 >>12729749
butte switch lole
guys do yu no that feeling wen peepl spid past yu and get mad and yu end up at the sam lit togeter?



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>>12730022
lol
>>12724883
Switch 1 or 2?
WE'RE ALMOST HALFWAY >>12730351
I can hear "Livin' on a Prayer" in the distance
bumpu >>12730355
nice dubs i laughed

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