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Read MoreSarada chokes on cock. You just knows she's a slutty nasty little bitch and her mother has no idea. She's little miss fucks-a-lot in Konoha. Every single night she has a different man slobbering and licking at her sweet little buttercrunch. Her favorite color is cock. There's no doubt she's been at this since she was a preteen, prowling the bars and nightclubs looking for older men. If her choker isn't snapped she probably can't fall asleep at night. Every boy her age in Konoha has lost their virginity to her. Bipolar women in the village can only dream of matching her hypersexual escapades. Rumor has it, that she's the best at extracting "information" from enemy ninja. She's made out with Chocho just for fun, too. Her blowjobs? Out of this fucking world. She warms her mouth up with Fire Style before sucking dick. Her pussy can do it too. Perfect after a mission out in the freezing cold. Naruto uses her as a pocket pussy. The whole Hokage office knows, but don't say it out loud or ANBU will hear you. She's the Whore of Uchihalon, and she's got a body count that could put most Jonin to shame.
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Read MoreGoing to rest and try have a dream.
What dreams do you think I'll have?
My goal is to find manly machos.
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I have to disappear now. I’m sorry, goodbye Anonymouses
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